You know my initial reaction was similar to what burnedbyburner says. But you response makes sense, and burner sounds like an asshole, so.....

Mine was that plus, “wasn’t she in a couple of episodes of DS9?”

HEADLESS CORPSE FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR now that we have your attention this is actually a story about financial disclosure.

Are they doing Archie vs. Predator? Because I ship Predachie. Or is it Archator?

Sounds like that reporter is just talking out of his... you know what, never mind....

What I’m hearing you say is that we would have parity if each team had 11 men in the court. That would be fun to watch.

At this point I’d probably have to sell the right and rent out the left to take care of mine.

I’m no expert, but I know there are costs and tax liabilities involved in selling real estate. You’re not wrong, but it’s more complicated than that.

How is something both indie and pop? It’s like words have no meaning anymore.

I own a set. Party at my house.

And according to the article, it’s also the Manx (as in the mostly dead Gaelic language) version of John, pronounced differently from the Spanish version.

Did someone put their dick in the mashed potatoes?

My cousin quit her job and now makes seven stinky shoes a week blogging from home....

It’s “Ju-an”, the Mandarin name, not “Juan” the Spanish name:

Feel pissed that the sport you are a fan of incentivizes this kind of bullshit.

I think that you’re ignoring the very real possibility that we are living in an elaborate computer simulation that is badly in need of server maintenance and will have to be taken offline before the simulated year of 2026 arrives. That or someone will accidentally kick the plug out of the wall and we’ll all just…

I really should have put Life’s Rich Pageant first, but I was typing on mobile and that’s too much to type.

No, adult REM cycle is Document, Green, Out of Time, Automatic for the People, Monster, New Adventures in Hi-fi, pretend to forget about Up, go back to Document

I miss Tension Tamer Extra with Kava Kava. That stuff was primo.

Yes, the guy is probably an asshole. But doesn’t an NBA team owner have more important assholes to be yelling at?