I wake up at 5 to get to my job, where my contract is 7:30 - 3:45. Once​ my commute is done my other full time job of “dad” begins. When the kids are in bed some time around 9 I’m usually too exhausted to complete the work that I’m expected to do on my own time.

What a silly thing to call a rucksack.

The future of men wearing underwear pretending to fight?

Will Goldberg come back as a Golemberg?

But kids should get off of my lawn.

I wonder how your engine feels...

I loved the Simon and Garfunkel song “Baby Driver” when I was a little kid. Then I got older and realized it was about sex. And I still enjoyed it, just differently.

 This means that someone has actually played A Boy and his Blob for more than five minutes.

As usual, your reporting on this is spectacular. Keep up the great work, Diana.

So you just aren’t going to call out Baylor for their bullshit fullness?

It’s a guy with no legs doing a chair dance.

Yeah, my 8th grade Algebra teacher was named Enormous Dangling Genitals. You would not believe the grief he got.

Well, yeah!

Wait a second... those words sound alike... THOSE WORDS SOUND ALIKE!!!! I think there is a new form of humor in the works here.

Where is the poll? I was expecting a poll.

Golden Globes:

This is probably the least horrible story I’ve read in a while.

The good news is that the slightly less insane conservatives in the House are not interested in the bill.

In no way does this stop age discrimination.

This is the kind of thing where if I saw it at a garage sale for $2, I’d offer $1 or maybe try to talk them into throwing it in for free along with $5 worth of other crap I’ve bought.