They’ll have to send it to the lab for testing.

That’s a ram, not a goat.

Got any grapes?

I saw a billboard for it and I thought it was some crappy new TV show.

They Might Be Giants had a song on the original Power Rangers movie soundtrack.

i feel bad for this country. but such great content. in fact this content is almost as great as the income i make working from home for the nigerian royal family. chcek it out at www dot notascamatallwhywouldyoueventhinkthat dot com.

I have been for years. Fortunately, he basically just another skidmark on the pit toilet of history now.

Seriously, if “Carlos Slim” isn’t the name of a Country/Tejano mashup band, it absolutely needs to be.

I’m guessing Trump’s “god” is Zeus.

Isn’t it really, really bad for plumbing to flush a condom? I know that’s not the issue here, but still...

This is all based on the false premise that the Cowboys are in it to win games. They are not. The purpose of the Cowboys is to make money, and they’ve proven that wins are not relevant to this goal.

1. Bench Prescott for Romo.

Thank you.

I do Nazi that happening.

“Cyclops Rock” by They Might be Giants is one of the best “fuck you” songs ever. Best lines: “gotta find a new place to hang out, cause I’m tired of living in hell” “You were sweet like lead paint is sweet, but the after effects left me paralyzed. I just stare with my one glass eye, hoping you won’t be back again.…

My mom just put had to euthanize the dog she’s had for twelve years. I’ve had a rocky relationship with her most of my life and pretty much no relationship with her for the past couple of years. And I’m already dealing with a ton of my own depression and shit. What should I do? I’m already at the point of asking…

“There was a historian in the time of the Britons, called Gildas, who wrote about their misdeeds, how with their sins they infuriated God so excessively that He finally allowed the English army to conquer their land, and to destroy the host of the Britons entirely.

Ore Ida fries are good, but it’s their tater tots that are the bomb.com and a bag of chips yo.

Recommendation for pregame song: “Trollhammaren” by Fintroll.

You mean because they’re embarrassed by their poor grammar and complete lack of rhetorical skill?