He doesn’t have any daughters, so I guess he’s incapable of any empathy toward women.

Dr. Ruth takes up the controversial position that sex is more fun than political conventions.

I heard “Friend, did” which doesn’t make any sense.

Well if it will clean my towels to just put a clit ring on them, I’m sold!

I heard that it’s cleavage, cleavage, cleavage.

Yeah, I came here for that joke, too.

Actually, it’s about ethics in crank-calling

Reminds me a lot of my five year old. “But we have to have desert!”

Oh, like how I can call it “research” because that’s what it looks like I’m doing even though I’m just dicking around on Wikipedia....

Um... this is almost certainly a dumb question, but..... If it doesn’t clean hair, why is it called “shampoo"?

Ian Kinsler used to be my get-out-of-heterosexuality-free-card imaginary boyfriend, but I had to break up with him.

The detail about the athlete getting jumped for helping out a victim is maybe the worst. It tells me that the culture is so sick there that people are actually punished for acting like decent human beings.

Let me guess: your mom said she’d explain it to you when you’re older. Then one day, you wake up and you’re older, and there’s nobody gonna explain shit to you.

Does this story involve a golden screw in your navel?

George Elias IV, Stephen Hadford and Ross Fowler

Wait his first name is “Channig”? I just thought that was an unusual gerund used to talk about Tatum O'Neal.

In other words, they spent the equivalent of ten to fifteen adjunct per-course salaries

Things won’t change in Texas unless Democrats and Progressives (and there are a lot of us) actually get off of our collective ass and vote more than once every four years.

“Modes” are related to musical scales, based on a shifting tonal center within a certain key. For example, The Dorian mode begins on the second note of the scale. In a C major scale, the Dorian goes from d to d with no sharps or flats. I’m not sure about “eco-sport”; I assume it is one of the more exotic modes that…

Do you remember “Ernest Goes to Jail”? That movie is so fucked up that I’m still not sure it was real....