We need to refer to this to the Committee on Committees.

This is seriously the most Baptist thing anyone can do, besides getting fully immersed, playing 42, and not dancing. I don’t know if you know Baptists, but we form committees like no one else.

Here is a gif of how I would feel if you did stop blogging and I was from Uruguay:

You misspelled 1997

My aunt works from home putting live bobcats in envelopes and make two billion dollars a year!

“Sally” by Bibi Barelli (sp?). Because fuck the haterers.

It has something to do with bananas and barn farts, which is what I initially read “bean farts” as, and I like it better.

Hottest Take

I liked him a lot better when he was on Third Rock from the Sun.

I’m so glad I’m not single. Dating is so stupid and complicated these days. If I were single I’d probably be the world’s worst Nice Guy. And what the Hell is Netflix and Chili anyway or whatever?

Right, next you’re going to say that the Bermuda Triangle isn’t real just because there is no evidence of ships disappearing in that region amy more frequently than anywhere else.

Who now?

Depending on the state you live in, you might have to go through a lengthy eviction process.

It was exceptional care. He made lots of exceptions for athletes.

I say Daisy Ridley for the wisecracking Brit

Gillian Anderson could be the egotistical, Denzel-stealing casino owner

Wasn’t she already in Oceans Twelve? I apologize for reminding people that it exists.

Grilled or roasted? Personally I like to use the oven broiler for ADs. Grilling is better for deans. But don’t even bother with roasted chancellor: you need a Crock Pot for that.

I’m a pervert looking for a woman’s bathing suit I can wear into the ladies room so I can peep at women urinating. I assumed Target was exactly the right place for me; what gives? /s