Let’s just cut to the chase and say it’s called “The NFL.”

And isn’t it great how even in the midst of this senseless brutality, people can find solace in the classic “redneck incest” joke? Always funny, that one.

pulled this off

And don’t forget the Lisa Frankfurt School:

I have literally not gotten a haircut in the past 8 or 9 years. I know that I got a cut for my friend’s wedding in 2007, and I might have gotten one since then, but I don’t think so. I definitely haven’t had any since a good long while before my kids were born and my oldest is almost 6. So between 7 and 9 years? I…

Um... didn’t Metalocalypse already do this?

I used to use Tidal, but I had to switch to Dreft because my wife kept getting these rashes.

Wait, r.... rid.... rda;lkj... I can’t even type it. This is impossible for me to process. How can someone wedding in a non-white dress? This is not possible. You have destroyed me. I am destroyed.

In the words of They Might Be Giants, “You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older. You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re older still.”

Every episode of this show is fucking horrible and makes me die a little more inside each time I see my kids enjoying it. Particularly Chase, the crypto-fascist pup who’s always bragging about his “spy drones.” Who issued the warrant for a puppy to spy on citizens (or are they subjects in Canada?)? Further proof, he’s…

Does anyone else agree that the plural should be RBI, not RBIs? It’s already plural: runs batted in.

I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but in the Bible there is really very little description of Hell as a literal place of eternal punishment, and there is pretty much none in the Old Testament. In fact the Israelites don’t seem to have had any specific concept of an afterlife.

I have too ask: does it get really disheartening to cover this same story again and again? You do a great job reporting these stories, but it’s gotta really suck to face these constant reminders of how seriously fucked things are.

That was supposed to say “saw Tonic.” We also saw Vertical Horizon opening for DMB. I don’t think there were any hickies involved.

Original Pirate Material is better

Oh yeah, Spacehog

The Doors? What are they, like emo or something?

The Ataris get a pass for “Look Forward to Failure,” especially “My Hotel Year” and “San Dimas High School Football Rules”

How about Placebo. Remember “Pure Morning"?

You forgot MxPx?