I think testicles is a really funny word, particularly if you pronounce it “test-a-cleez”

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

No, genitals is better. It’s formal but not clinical. It’s the word your embarrassing dad would use.

Yes, a billionaire sports team owner is exactly like someone living paycheck to paycheck, except that when one of them goes to the taxpayer hat in hand, he gets called a free-loading loser.

I need to remember that one next time I can’t pay for something on my own. “Hey, I need you to pay for my drinks tonight. I’m asset rich but cash poor.”

My most recent Discover playlist chose an a capella cover of a They Might be Giants song, so it knows me pretty well, and I don’t really know what that says about me.

Hell yeah we need to keep 1990s Joseph Gordon Levitt playing for the Giants.

Btw, I was on Tumblr last night and might have ended up seeing a picture of people attempting this (though not during the high five phase).

They’re wererabbit dinosaurs — they are actually dinosaurs that turn into rabbits when the moon is full. And it’s interspecies — Two of them are Tyrannosaurus Rex; the other two are Tyrannosaurus Bataar

Fuck no. It takes an act of Congress and three grant applications for me and my wife to go to a freaking movie. I haven’t gotten to my Star Wars RPG group in months. No way in hell could I arrange for something like this.

I’m almost surprised to see TFA get any nominations, even in the effects categories. Isn’t it exactly the kind of movie The Academy hates?

When I hear “football ancestors,” I picture Cro-Magnan man being taught rushing plays by Ancient Aliens.

President Trump will probably pick him to be Secretary of the Treasury.

You’re on drugs!

Et tu?

Can we get audio of Magary’s reaction?

It was actually a communist friend of mine, Rudy, that said it, and I believed it. After all, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.

“Cricket? If you’re gonna play cricket, you gotta know what a Crumpet is.” - Rafael

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As a dedicated Jerry Jones hater, let me say please let the Cowboys thing be true!