Yeah, saw that, sorry. I felt compelled to defend the fluff.

There is an “h” there for a reason, dammit! Keep the aspirated liquid “wh” alive! Never forget the Old English “hw” cluster!

Allow me to rebut:

#sardineloversmeet.com

Keep speaking truth to power. Down with #bigmayo

It could end up like the Golden Globes with Ricky Gervais: “Holy crap, the only time anyone pays attention to us is when some British asshat spends the whole time insulting us. I guess we have to keep inviting him back.”

When did her dog get divorced?

Now she’ll have to marry that illiterate glover’s son she’s been shacking up with. Hope that London “acting” career works out for him.

It’s interesting how people who are accused want “100% certainty” from their accusers. Do they hold themselves to the same standard for any statement they make? “Before I say it’s raining outside, I want to make sure that no one has installed an enormous sprinkler system.”

So basically he’s run out of good filmmakers to rip off and started just ripping himself off?

It could be both?

Uh-oh — you mildly criticized Tarantino. Get ready for the backlash.

Hate to bust your schadenfreude bubble, but trichnosis infection from domestic pork is exceedingly rare in the U.S. But maybe it was wild boar bacon.

They’re just doing this to show up Sweden. “Oh, Sweden, you’re giving Finland this whole IKEA set? How sweet. That’ll go great with their BRAND NEW FREAKING MOUNTAIN!”

Obviously it’s a tribute to the classic Poe story “The Gold Bug.”

The leader of one of the cult-ier yoga trends - hot yoga, I think - has been accused of all kind of nastiness.

Man. Just.... dude, there’s wrong, and there’s “whales are fish” wrong, but your take on “Merry Little Christmas” just lowers the bottom level on wrongness. Yes it’s bitter and morose, that’s the point of it! All those merry idiots get pretty much the whole season: us grumpy, depressed contrarians deserve a song of…

As an aspiring grumpy old man, I want to say that Aaron Sorkin does not represent me.

You’re not wrong.

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