How about “escaped Jeff Dunham puppet”?

I tried showing Frosty to my 3-year old, but he didn’t like it and insisted on the “other Frosty,” which I finally realized meant the Snowman narrator (Sam maybe?) from “Rudolph.”

Some Juggalos are perfectly nice people who just happen to have shitty taste in music. Don’t judge them all based on a few bad apples.

I won’t question your beer rankings, but you can’t seriously be saying that Remain in Light is better than Speaking in Tongues.

Has someone made a Tom Petty joke yet, about how he doesn’t have to live like a refugee? I don’t have time to check or to come up with anything particularly clever here.

You should add a fat party guy with a beard. That always makes stories more exciting.

This must be a tough spot for you: Winston is black, so in your mind he must be a beneficiary of affirmative action and a natural thug. But he’s also been accused of sexual assault, so he must also be the victim of mean, nasty feminists. Who do you shed your white male tears for?

Let me guess: Winston is going to sure the Tallahassee PD for implying a crime might have occurred.

Anna, just as Trump takes credit for Obama releasing his birth records, you deserve credit for this release of medical records.

You win all sports internet commenting forever.

That’s really unfair: it’s like you’re implying that Cincinnati isn’t a shithole.

Everybody knows the Panthers are 10-1

I’ve been commenting for years and got like 300 likes for a dumb joke about Kristen Stewart’s girlfriend’s coffee. I don’t know what it takes to be ungreyed around here.

You mean this guy?

#teamleftsnake

He does look kind of like a frat boy, and there’s pretty good reasons to be uncomfortable around them.

Or maybe there were a few more skittles in that last bag I ate. They’re gone now.

What the fuck? I just now realized that it’s not “Lulemon.” What else have I been missing all these years?

What’s weird it’s that the distinction that arguably it’s the most important in baseball - balls and strikes - is a subjective call based on nebulous standards made by a guy wearing a face mask. And while there are frequently egregiously bad calls, and people bitch about it all the time, fans mostly just roll with it.…

#greatpartyeightmonthsago