Holy shit, what if I go to hell for being afraid of old people and hell is just the balcony of a nursing home where my glasses continually fall off my face?

Geese are among the most evil of birds.

1. My glasses falling off of my face when I lean over the falling of a balcony or bridge

I never owned a cube, but I bought the Mega Man complain to play on my Wii. So I can play the best game for the original NES, Mega Man 2, and if you disagree you are wrong and we are fighting.

Jason Garrett isn’t on the firing list anymore, and I guess that so long as the Cowboys retain a level of mediocrity, his “job” is safe. But that’s only because his job has been reduced to “stand around and take the blame when things go wrong.” This is a much better strategy for dealing with a bad coach than just…

That last paragraph you have there is some creepy shit.

Who do you think is in the volcano? Didn’t she have a brother at some point?

I heard it happened on a Monday. No wonder he hates Mondays.

Word is Garfield has already found someone else:

You remember Zola? The story’s about Zola.

Your pain, it is felt

All the stars.

I have an ADD-addled, scary-smart 5 year old. He would be fun to take to one of these, unless he got on board with the timeshare idea and started working against us.

Don’t be ridiculous: it means she’s booze: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat

She’s the cute scientist that James Bond seduces and convinces she’d be so much more beautiful if she’d take her glassess off and let her hair down.

Just cook some cabage; it’s basically the same smell but more socially acceptable.

Look carefully; this is the only time you will ever see Skye featured in Paw Patrol crap. Since she’s the only bitch in the pack, they absolutely will not put her on any merchandise that a boy might conceivably purchase.

Do people really say “Netflix and chill”? That sounds like the kind of thing that a Vision Committee would come up with at some Marketing meeting. Everything is a fucking brand now. I hate the world.