Yeah this is pretty much the picture that comes to mind when someone describes himself as a “raging dude.”

Not defending the guy, who sounds like a creep, but butts end up in shots pretty often. Now if you’re supposed to be taking pictures of soaring falcons and somehow end up with nothing but butts, there’s something going on there.

“Bald Eagle? Well, it tastes like carrier pigeon, only not so gamy.”

“Cardinals are red,

But why did the boy send Bill? Bill who? Did Bill want to go? Was Bill his given name or is it short for William? And why is Bill short for William anyway? It just doesn’t add up.

Is it surprising? The “spend spend spendy spend!” drive of the wedding-industrial complex practically demands that a marriage be grounded firmly in narcissism.

You could also have a wedding that doesn’t include a $7o a plate dinner.

And he pronounces the word “whip” with a voiceless w /ʍ/ instead of the standard voiced w /w/. Wheirdo.

Io9 should set up a Cardasian fantasy league.

It’s like placing starting settlements in Catan: you go around the table one clockwise, then go back around counterclockwise, with the last player getting to place two in a row.

If you invite Godzilla to your wedding, you get what you deserve.

This will never be a problem for my Nana. She makes $80,000 a week working from home stuffing envelopes with live scorpions and mailing then to random addresses.

It’s good to see the NCAA remembering that they still have SMU to kick around.

Oh man, I missed that one. Was Simba on the list?

Worse than either of the Ace Ventura movies?

No but conspiracy guy and Ice-T did.

You mean they’re allowed to put another offensive pope on the ice?

It’s worse in Police, Poland. Police police Police police police police Police police.

Lane Kiffin had sex with Booster Gold?

This is some more NYC bullshit. In Texas, all the seasons are the worst, but also the best. Summer is the worst worst, but then again it’s so great to go swimming when it’s so hot that not swimming is awful. Winter is cold and miserable, and even worse, you have Yankee assholes looking down on us because our…