I think the fact that the major powers of the world have implicitly and explicitly encouraged nations to stockpile weapons capable of ending all life on the planet is information kids should know, and be terrified of.

I call my kids “kiddos” all the time. Also “the boy” and “you, that one” and “[other kid’s name].... [other kid’s name] .... [pet’s name] .... [that child’s name] or whichever one you are.”

Patrick Stewart explained that he was washing his hair that night.

You grew a beard back in the day?

I totally did not get that Jimmy Kimmel had any intent of making humorous statements. I guess that’s what had me confused all this time; I thought he was just some asshole that was given a TV show for no compelling reason.

I blame one of my Gawker Media comment section interns for this irresponsible post

Whoa there, 1997 just called: it wants its sick burn back!

Wait, there are people who read that horseshit? I didn’t think even Drew read it anymore. If you are laughing at Robert Evans impersonations, you are an unfunny old man.

My kid has a Paw Patrol lunch box and fuck I hate that show. And why can’t there be either of the girl pups (Skye and Everest) on any of the Paw Patrol stuff he has? It’s rare enough to see Zuma who is not a girl but my son thinks she is, and I’m not going to tell him otherwise.

Don’t praise the machine.

Same place as Kobe Bryant and Ben Rapistburger.

“Devolve” does not mean “de-evolve.” The situation may have decayed or deteriorated, but I don’t think it rolled onto another person in terms of responsibility. This is absolutely a fight worth continuing.

If she had been the on the show Jericho, this would make her the second most emotive actor (the guy who played Outsider with a Mysterious Past had at least four)

swift and harsh punishment

On the one hand, these are tacky and ugly as shit. On the other hand, if the laboring class sees what it is that the economic elite purchase with the surplus value created by the workers’ labor, it might bring on the revolution sooner.

So are they going to go canonical and have Batwoman as a lesbian? Or are they going old school with the Kathy Kane, Batwoman and socialite? Or do they actually not give a crap about the DC universe and just want “Batman, but with boobs and a vagina (vagina negotiable)“?

Underbelly? More like underballs, amirite?

Blue? It looks black and gold to me.

Oh god, what is wrong with her eyes? Is this the zombie virus breakout?

Hasn’t 14 years of constant warfare taught you anything? Collateral damage makes Jesus happy so long as we’re taking out the enemies of his number one favorite country, the USA, USA, USA