But I think what we all want to know is, what does PFTCommenter have to say about all of this?

They are the most accomplished mediocre franchise in sports history.

Since the Rangers’ prospects always seem to flame out if they ever get to the Rangers, using them as currency to get a good now player seems like a great idea.

He thinks “cheeseburger” is a vegetable, and no one will tell him the truth.

I never realized Hamels had a third arm growing out of his back like this. That will be a real advantage.

I worked at a Barnes and Noble-owned bookstore astound this time, and they made a big deal about this sort of thing. When a customer was looking for a book, we’d look it up on our system; if we didn’t have it on the shelf we were supposed to offer to order it online and ship it to them. There was a lot of talk about…

Sticks that make thunder?

You’re Putin me on for sure. Don’t you think you’re Russian to judgment with all this Blatter? Neither of these guys deserve to be a political Football, even if they are both Massive Serial Violators of All Kinds of Human Rights.

My reply to your comment will be taken out of context.

Also, that hashtag doesn’t even make sense. “Her, it a Geno T hate.” What does that even mean? Who is Geno T, and are we supposed to hate him?

Oh good, he’s going to apologize. I imagine this will be a thoughtful, well-considered apology in which he acknowledges what was wrong with his statements, displays true empathy toward those who were offended, and commits to being more considerate in the future.

I used to buy those for the high schoolers I waited tables with.

I both fully agree with this comment and think it misses the point of the article in the most hilariously complete way possible.

Here’s what I don’t get: as far as I can tell, this is a company that sells shoddily made pseudo-luxury goods to image-obsessed trend-followers.

If I drink two of them at once, is it called “Bi-curiosity lager”?

Oh please. Like any of aren’t smart enough to see through the NFLs lies: THERE IS NO NFL TEAM IN JACKSONVILLE?!! The jury is still out on whether Jacksonville exists.

I always forget Carolina. I would forget Jacksonville, except I’m a Jaguars truther: there’s no proof the Jacksonville Jaguars exist.

I’m sure I can’t be the only one thinking this, but: publicity stunt?

Me.

Remember POGs? They’re back, in Simpsons reference form.