By demons from ancient Sumerian myth, you man ancient aliens, right?

“Phthalate” The combination of a labiodental and linguadental unvoiced fricative makes me uncomfortable.

Semen is a chemical.

My cat died the other day. Thanks, asshole.

So what exactly does an “I concede the point smile look like?” I’m guessing it’s like an “I know you just grabbed a beer from the fridge even though you totally didn’t BYOB, but it’s cool, I won’t narc on you...This time” smile, but with lower corners?

I would laugh at the semen thing.

That’s nothing compared to the problems the Tunisian Men’s National Team has had with this ref:

Apparently he’s never seen a little movie called “Cars”

That apology was like my coffee this morning: weak and way too late.

Figures, those doofuses can’t even spell “Patrick”

Research shows that I’VE GOT YER NOSE!

Read “Klittra the Cruel, Imperatrix of Andromedae,” in the June 1956 issue of Astounding Tales!

Actually, no: the two things are independent of each other. No one is under any obligation to forgive anyone else, nor does forgiving mean saying “please, come back and shit all over my life again.”

Whoa. That’s like punching his soul in the cock. I mean, totally deserved, but harsh. Well played.

I still think she’s annoying. But yeah, shine on you crazy diamond.

Both. It was Taylor Swift.

There is a story there for sure.

I have some in my closet. Hadn’t thought to use them as art hangers.

But don’t you see his head moving back and to the left? Back and to the left? Back and to the left? Back? and to the Left?

ESPN Guy: We’ve called in a panel of experts to talk about what’s going on with this pitch. Welcome Isaac, Al, and Steve