I don’t disagree. I just don’t see the point of there being a millonty seven different IPAs that all taste exactly the same.

At least it’s not a fucking IPA

If you can get them off my lawn....

Damn. Now I want to try this just because I like weird dumb body tricks, but there is too much dumb shit attached now.

What Sign Language do they use?

“I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the Taco Bell. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell” — Das Racist

“Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love / Got the furries in a fury, they been yiffin it up” — MC Frontalot

I don’t hate IPA, I’m just fucking BORED by it. I don’t think I could tell you the difference between the best and the worst IPA I’ve ever had. On the other hand, I know of several porters or schwartzbiers or Kolschs that have made me stand up and say “hot damn!” so there’s that...

So this is like the lab coat worn by mad scientists at Mary Kay?

Maybe he could use one of those gay friends that conservatives always claim top have.

Like when you get a severe case of Chester A. Arthur-itis

It’s a double-secret reverse troll troll.

Hey have you heard of my new indie folk band “Company of Beards”?

There’s also the part where Gronk meets your parents and hits on your mom.

JBJ has become one of those men who look like old lesbians, which seems like a good enough reason to marry.

Cut my own eyes and ears off.

Sounds awesome! Thanks! I don’t know if I will have much time to get out to the breweries, but I’ll look up those beers.

Remember Bud Dry? I remember Bud Dry.

I’m going to be in Kansas City next week. Any recommendations for beers I absolutely must drink?

You know that the 8 glasses thing is bullshit, right?