Are we sure this isn’t satire written by Erin Gloria Ryan or someone?

irreparably damage the league

I request a hysterical man review of 300

Spenser Pratt: “Pay attention to me! I want to hear people say my name a lot!”

Urine Trouble at Pimlico

Imma let you finish, but we know Gnosticism is the real creepy dualist cult movement.

Because you use eleven dollar signs....yeah, that joke didn’t work.

Now that I know it exists I have this horrible compulsion to watch it.

In Canada they game beavers and loons on their money. That seems like a good idea.

Berne: it’s not just the capital of Switzerland

You think he’s actually getting paid as much as eleven dollars for this?

Hawaiian shirts. From Hawaii, where I would go on weekend trips on a whim.

He may be “hot” (honestly, standards of make beauty baffle me) but that doesn’t change the fact that the burgers he’s promoting give me bowels-shattering gas pains

I want to know too. I’ve been trying to get this game to load on Windows 3.1 but I keep getting an error message. Do I need to upgrade to 95?

+1

So they’re openly courting the supervillain crowd I guess.

So are you, asshole.

I hate how in the original Mario Kart, Mario and Luigi would brazenly cheat by switching to invincibility right in front of you when you tried to pass.

And the Hebrew National hot dogs. Bun length, please. Bun length should be a requirement of Kosher. If I’m ever a god, I’ll make sure it’s part of my dietary restrictions.

I think it was “Yeshua,” clearly a Muslim name.