Why wouldn't you already be boycotting them for their use of graphic depictions of simulated rape in their ads?

1. Does he have an Erdos number, and if so, what is it?

I was really hoping to have "Losing Touch" in the final 4, but even if it gets past Romance Novels, it has to go up against Libraries or Cemeteries and doesn't have a prayer against either.

Ignoring phone calls makes me feel ashamed. Then again, so does watching other people fight.

I don't know if this is related or helpful (I'm actually pretty sure it's neither) but I own the only toddler in the world who does not like pizza.

*if I were

Translation: "I would have a better chance of being re-elected if I said I was in a homosexual relationship with Barack Obama than I would if I said I did not cheer for the Cowboys"

FALSE! The Cowboys are actually a football association from Dallas, Victoria, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia. They play their games in Arlington, Virginia.

I'm sorry, but I'm calling BS on that line (I have BS on speed-dial). Cowboys fans have long since demonstrated that there is little to no correlation between the team's performance and its revenue.

Where I live, we have Entrees on Trays. I've dealt with them from the restaurant end of things and can tell you that they are just the thing if you like overpaying for cold food delivered slowly.

The king of all stubby bottles is still Mickey's, which holds a warm place in my heart as the first alcohol I got disgracefully drunk on:

Root for UC Irvine or don't but if you don't like anteaters are you even human?

I guess it would be too meta to have on here "getting starred on a comment from like six months ago."

Charge your battery! Has the world gone MAD????

I don't even seamless. Is it anything like Graze Box?

9 point drives, but still no Dazzler movie. I call bullshit.

Shiner, Real Ale, and Revolver aren't on the Thrillist bracket. It is invalid.

Kick his nuts into his guts?

Wow, and with his kind of talent, the Cowboys could maybe even win their inferior division again! That's sure worth it!

I think a lot of people hate Jones the most for what was one of his better decisions. Yeah, it sucked that Landry got run out the way he did, but the Cowboys also were really, really, really bad at the time.