I have a kid with pretty intense ADHD. I know what it's like to deal every day with a child who seems determined to push his parents over the edge. I also know what it's like to love another person so wholly and completely that it would never be anything but worth it.

Well, kids are the ultimate grifters. That whole "cute" phase is just a long con that culminates in adolescence.

I think most people in Florida will just be surprised to learn that there's another baseball team in their state.

Many teams would worry about alienating their fanbase, but this is not a concern for the Rays, as they have none.

Usually once dad gets home and you explain the situation, he'll get you out of being grounded. But if he's had a bad day at the office, don't even try.

DWatts Riots:

If anything, she's overdressed for the standards of the time.

As a Rangers fan, I feel like no matter how much I hate the Cardinals, I just can't hate them enough.

Yeah, if you only read the LAMEstream media: http://www.theonion.com/articles/white…

Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the

I am quite certain you are.

Well, baseball season is about to start, so you can count on the Texas Rangers royally fucking things up in a catastrophic way at some point.

I feel you on the kids thing. I ask, "What just happened?" "He knocked me over!" "Did you knock your brother over?" "No!" They probably both just knocked their sister over. You have to watch yourself with three kids: there are constantly shifting alliances, and no one ever tells the truth.

What's with the blue and gold playing surface?

Also, their Wal Mart sucks, even by Wal Mart standards. It's like the Wal Mart of Wal Marts.

How is "she had an anxiety attack" reason for placing someone on leave? Anxiety is a serious mental health problem, and it seems to me like it would be an ADA violation to put someone on leave for anxiety.

Me too, if by "making the dough" you mean "combining pizza crust mix with hot water."

Yeah, I don't get the terminology. Three is a threesome, but would 4 really count as an orgy? If not, what is it?

But in good news, a billboard told me this morning that Shiner's Ruby Redbird will be available year round. Which probably means a new Summer Seasonal!

True: they could be recalled to Rome for a Papal selection at any moment.