Does this also include compulsive hair twirling? My two year old son does this and frequently ends up with knots in his hair that we have to cut out. Both him and his older brother have beautiful blonde hair that we've never gotten cut (It's probably bad to impose beauty standards on kids that young, and it's probably…

My thought exactly. Are there any Grammy voters who actually listen to heavy metal? Is there some sort of heavy metal award show for the most metal heavy metal voted on by metal metal fans who actually know what is metal?

Yeah, but what happened to "Traditional Hawaiian?"

Pitbull? You mean that Dr. Pepper advertiser? Is he making recorded music now?

The Fanta ads did a good job of making people believe that Fanta had its origins in sunny, happy Latin America and not Nazi Germany.

They're opening up a Potbelly, from what I understand, in a building currently housing one of the most successful fraternity/sorority gift stores in the country, which is losing it's lease.

I hate calling him a lunatic, because I know he really has suffered from mental illness, and no one deserves to be shamed for that, but he's seriously fucked in the head.

I think everyone agrees that the dead air is the best part of Cowherd's show.

Just to clarify, this isn't the same lunatic asshole my state just elected Lt. Gov, right? Different Dan Patrick? This has confused me.

No:

I think you've just named his next installation.

I teach college English, and the mistakes he makes aren't too far from those made by native speakers.

Couldn't they have done a little something for Frankenstein's Monster's skin tone?

"Have you been searching for an app to make you look like a living Bratz doll?"

Still not the worst cat...

Macy's Store?

Okay, I'll confess: I've been retroactively editing my FB statuses so that when someone responds to a particularly provocative statement, it looks like they're posting a furious non-sequitur to a perfectly innocuous statement of mine.

Important question: in the pink font you use, your name looks like Jla. Are you the Justice League of America?

I would say it has to do with the sexual anxiety that's always been a part of American racism. The South (and the North's) biggest fear about ending slavery was that it would lead to black equality and miscegenation (interracial breeding). Of course, this was mostly a fear of black men having children with white women…

Popcorn/Tortilla chips is a really tough one, since so much depends on the quality of topings and/or dips.