Duh, how else are we supposed to find information about diploma mills and ambulance chasers if we're not watching daytime TV commercials?

According to alligatorarmy.com (not, I should add, an unbiased source), U of Florida will (or possibly has) undergone a Title IX investigation. I'm not sure to what extent these investigations are public record, but I'm sure that inquiring minds are able to know.

What would you consider not your favorite beer, but your most comfort-zone beer, the beer you can always go back to? It may not be the best-tasting or best-made brew, but you know it's always going to satisfy you, perhaps for reasons of sentiment more than actual taste.

No. Nothing involving Kobe deserves attention other than his continual public humiliation.

Oh, so more bashing on Wilson because of you're clear bias toward schools from the NESCAC. Obviously you have it in for him. I mean, why aren't you devoting this much attention to other scandals, like the rape accusations made against the medieval English poet Geoffrey Chaucer or the so-called "Affair of the Diamond…

It will take a lot of SCISSORING through the codes.

I believe the plural is "asterices." Well, it should be.

Might it be the "sex" in the headline?

"I can't breath"

It would be interesting to see how that would work out for those two.

Hey, and I just noticed she's the one wearing a hat also. Like, seriously ladies, are you drawing us a map?

On behalf of FSU twitiots:

You'll notice that she has no lid on her drink while her "gal pal" does have a lid on her drink. I think we all know what that means.

I was confused, because when you said, "America's finest Vienna Lager," I assumed you meant

"Viking" is an offensive exonym created by closed-minded Anglo-Saxons who objected to the Nordic people's cultural practice of raiding and pillaging everything they saw. Bigots.

I'm sure I'm not the first to point this out, but $100 a week really is a paltry amount to get by on in any big city, particularly New York. This is not to say that he deserves a living wage from his parents, but it's not like they were showering him with dollar bills.

You know how you can tell this didn't happen in the US? The politician resigned after making horrible rape comments.

Nah, it's not so bad. Keeps life interesting, right?

Look at that smile. Clearly the smile set to destroy Western Civilization.

It must be terrible to have no control over your own actions.