I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Sounds like she is just hoping for the best. Even her declaration that she would stand behind Trump comes with hesitation and acknowledgement that she does not share the same beliefs and will not force herself to. She even makes a point to say that she’s bunched into that negative stigma of what a Republican is,…

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

You can’t blame the Dodgers for guantanamo stable presence in their outfield.

Just another Cuban player too focused on havana good time instead of winning games.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

You’ll want to mute the video IMMEDIATELY

I’d say he looks like a grown up version of Beavis.

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

I feel it would have been a good touch to play the Price is Right horn after walk 4

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Was this your opinion yesterday?

Please stop using the work dank. Thank you.

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers

I created this and have it on a t-shirt. Always great when a dude who thinks we’re brothers-in-arms walks up before realizing what it it actually says. Thinking about getting the bumper sticker.

That’s a picture of a kid eating Dippin’ Dots.

I will give this a star if you fix the first line in the next six minutes.