What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Bernie Cons:

Standing would seem illogical. Doesn’t that shut the poop hole up?

Reached for comment, Manziel says he looks forward to smoking and possibly injecting the blackball.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Drew is 100% Correct.

“Good job, Now clean yourself up.”

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Indian wedding girl here... we weren’t married at the time, but since I never asked what he did to that poor bathroom we now are.

The real hero of this video is the dude on the Smith Machine pausing from his reps just long enough to shake his head dismissively.

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Give me back the 38 seconds it took to read your idiotic story. Venmo me now.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

Haha, I get it! Because it’s Bud Light! Hahahahaha!

“I am.”