North Carolina is the new Florida, isn't it?

I’m embarrassed for that guy at the very end of the video who screams “OHHH!”

I honestly think, if I were Kevin Draper, based on Shabaz’s letter, I’d just skip Houston from now on.

I’m as sad as anyone to see Prince go way too early, but this post confirms that you guys need to put the cup of purple Kool-Aid down, and slowly back away for a little while.

I always forget until it arrives, but reading Gawker and Deadspin today has reminded me that 4/20 is the most insufferable day of the year. Jesus Christ.

I’ve never understood why bragging about smoking weed equals some type of coolness factor to those doing so. It always reminds me of the dudes in high school who would talk about how drunk they got over the weekend. How come those dudes were correctly labeled as pathetic, but talking about how high you get is somehow…

So what? I once ate a whole pizza.

I realize this is way beside the point, but I looked at the pictures of the house, and it is not trashed. It just looks like someone had a party there. The owner is claiming $32,000 in damage. I’m skeptical.

Oh damn! I stand corrected, and retract the snarky things I said about that discbro! Thank you for melting the ice around my cold heart.

I like watching that one guy who did that too-cool-for-school, behind the back, careless fling away of the interception (or whatever the ultimate frisbee term for a change in possession is), and then when the goal occurs, watching him appeal to the ref in whiny, spoiled brat, laxbro fashion. Even though I don’t know…

Queue up the belligerent redneck torrent of “Don’t Tread On Me” bullshit.

If he drives anything other than an Acura, that’s a tragedy.

Fanny pack at the gym is a bold move.

Could it be possible that he is just comfortable with having to earn his pay?

Because, I guess, of my computer’s screen resolution and the way it makes fonts look, I always think for a second that your name is Girl Nathan when I see articles penned by you.

I often find myself at a crossroads between my absolute love of sports and my annoyance at many of the d-bags who play them professionally. Watching this video was one of those moments.

I expected this to be super dumb in the vein of that moron who tries ordinary foods for the first time, but found that I enjoyed this more than I probably should have.

Only marginally related, but I hate it when women show the ring off in photos/videos/social media, like they have received a trophy that they’ve worked their whole life for.

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I read every word of the article, and the only comment I have is the same one I had within the first second of clicking the link: That mustache is fucking insane.