I think it’s time for you guys to post the tip line again if this is what y’all are up to over there.

Preach!

OK, seriously, what the hell is going on? Why does it feel like I’m the only person on earth sometimes who finds Trump’s apparently unstoppable ascension to be the worst god damn shit that has ever happened to America? Is this not as big a deal as I think it is?

Will Deadspin ever stop attempting to make “Ballghazi” happen?

The fashion of clothing associated with golf is peculiar.

All of these read the way an immature teenage male would imagine the things that women would fantasize about.

I respect that. Generally, I think the beauty of the Internet is that everyone is welcome to ignore things they don’t like, which is usually what I do. However, those posts, for some reason, seem uncharacteristically dumb to me, even for an eclectic site that mixes serious and silly rather well. Ok, I’ll stop now.

Why is that one guy at Gawker doing the deal where he makes a video of him eating food for the first time? Was there some discussion of this idea at weekly meeting where everyone in the room agreed that it should be green-lit, wherein not a single person said, “This is dumb and makes us look like shit-heads.”?

Some people and their dumb ass pet projects should not be given a platform. These two are idiots.

Granted, I read this while in line to order at Subway, and was distracted by thinking about my sandwich, but I still can’t figure out what the premise of this column is.

Somewhere, Ryan Leaf is nodding approvingly.

Dallas is such a piece of shit place.

God, I fucking hate baseball.

Thank you for clarifying.

Indian wedding one: at one point she calls him her husband, and at another she calls herself his girlfriend. I know I'm likely an asshole, but this drives me insane. WHICH IS IT?

The only way this could get worse is if Macklemore somehow got involved.

tl;dr but the part that I did read made me happy that I have never used Twitter. So thanks, but next time, please bundle your thoughts into less characters. Maybe there’s even some medium for that.

Oh thank you so much for reading my mind and then putting it here in a comment.

Another example of a popular modern sentiment, which is, “But what about me? I want some attention!”

Has anyone told him that banners are easily removed? Usually all it takes is just a light tug at one of the corners.