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90% of the time mechanics at the shop refer to my minivan as “your truck”.

Way cheaper. No insurance. No maintenance. Doesn’t take up space in your garage (or if your suburban garage is full of shit, your driveway)

Same here.  I went to college and everything!

Eh, she’s British so it’s ok.  They have universal healthcare.

I 100% co-sign everything your write, but I’ll just add that for me the biggest letdown was the battle of Winterfell. The show and books spent their entire run building up the others/whitewalkers as an existential threat to mankind on the level of nuclear weapons/global warming, etc., create a complicated mythology

Haha, that’s a priceless bit of Trumpist conservatism from a dipshit who took junior college Econ 101 and understood 10% of it. I would love for him (definitely a “him”) to explain what he thinks “free market” means.

Good or bad is beside the point.  Take it away, I don’t want it.

Just cross that out.  Throw that shit in the trash.  Boom meme salvaged.

That’s absolutely true, but those people buy twelve year old Dodge Calibers from buy here pay heres. This guy leased a brand new (at the time) sports car (Civic SI), so chances are he has the means to absorb $4k.

That scene alone must’ve been half the film’s budget

I’m not sure why you’re not sure.  No anime ever.

:(

I want to see aliens, not acknowledge the existence of anime.

These guys had a perfectly nice little meme going and had to ruin it by bringing in some insufferable anime bullshit.

Jesus, Bush the most underrated 90s band? Did Gwen Stefani write this in an email that’s been unread in your inbox for five years?

This is the winner:

Well these are Google employees in a company car.  So 100%.

South Park had a loooooooong fallow period in the middle of all those seasons. It started out OK-at-best, got really bad for a long time, and finally hit its stride at probably season 15 or so.

This is bad news for my dumb joke :(

This all sounds very formal. Did they always record meetings? Did they have agendas? Follow Roberts Rules of Order?  Did they call the roll like in Flight of the Conchords?