Yeah, and because of the paint job, the “right buyer” is a rich guy named Otto.

If comic books have taught us anything, it’s that hate this pure has a tragic origin story that can be summarized in 2-3 panels.

Another easy entry-level DIY job are O2 sensors!

I’ve decrypted your comment. The key is to realize that ain’t a cat wearing the Tiffany collar. Which leads to the realization that he’s stroking something, but it ain’t a cat. Which reveals the true problem here - nobody on planet Earth buys a Rolls Royce to solve puzzles.

Well, yeah, the body is the issue though, I don’t think anyone here is complaining about the mechanicals.

Sure, it’s “not any different” in the sense that its literally the complete opposite.

So, what’s her name?

Yeah, but Jr. was a hell of a lot better than his brother.  Kerry Earnhardt made Jr. look like Sr. by comparison.

+1 to all of this but especially 5 & 6. Dad always taught me the job (any job) isn’t done until all your tools are put away.

Well, NP it is then.

I buy standard (yes, standard) transmission cars

Hell, I thought it was just me.  Glad I’m not the only one wearing out screw drivers!

Look, pardon my French but there’s no other way of saying it:

Haha, nice!

In college, I was broke and a rear power window motor failed in my car and the window was permanently open.  To “fix” it, I opened the door panel, wedged a broom stick in their to push the window all the way up and secured it with a bunch of zip ties and duct tape.  IT WORKED, but I thought it was the jankiest shit…

Ah yes, the ACC, that respected powerhouse conference comprised of Clemson and, uh, some other colleges.

“The capacious load area is equally up to the task and features a rare sight—an actual Weathertech mat in the wild!”

Civil rights are not a fucking game.

A “bit homely”?

You can’t play Duck Hunt on NES on a flatscreen.  The light gun only works with CRT.