One of the first shows I ever went to was Tool/Melvins in ‘96. I was a Tool megafan at the time, but I was pretty cool on the Melvins. That changed after I saw them live, because then I REALLY thought the Melvins sucked!

*Psst* He’s criticizing the article for calling Tool’s back catalog “sizable”.  He’s not criticizing Tool.  Have a nice day!

I’ve got news for about reality television, my man.

This is legitimately enough for an SNL sketch that would burn 5-10 minutes after 12:30.  

Yeah, I think it’s a matter of degree. “Futzing” with something implies one is tinkering in a certain deliberate, if technically ignorant, way. “Fucking” with something on the other hand suggests a much more careless/reckless manner. Grandpa spends the afternoon futzing with things in his workshop while sucking on a…

My money is on Fast X Furious..

It’s not really a surprise that Porsche has a team defending its trademarks. Every company worth its salt does or at least should.

They also cut Scar’s goose-stepping hyenas from the “Be Prepared” song. Maybe too real...

Yeah, that issue is “technically, manual cars don’t make enough money to justify engineering, building and selling them”.

But also, life’s short, if you’re not excited about it why not do something else?

Yes bent like a Harley around a tree by a gentle curve.

Well, yeah. When your grown children are dropping by your house three times a day to change your colostomy bag, they’ll wish their old man got rid of the damn Harley a little sooner.

My grandmother has forwarded this myth to my wife and I at least half a dozen times over the years. Even back when I drove a base model Civic, I was like, “Grandma, don’t worry, I don’t even have cruise control”.

You got me!  I’m Ohio’s #1 Paula Abdul mega-fan!

Hey I’m all about finding common ground I guess

You don’t know what the word “objective” means. I’m an 80s kid so I grew up listening against my will to his godawful, tuneless hollering on born on the 4th of july, dancing in the dark, glory days, santa clause is coming to town, etc. etc. etc. Horrendous shit, all of it. Shitty songs, shitty singing, shitty annoying…

To me, meeting a Springsteen fan is like meeting a furry. I’m like, hey, to each his own, I’m happy you’re happy, but I don’t get it at all. The appeal is just totally lost on me.

No, it doesn’t, but it does raise the question why are they even making a sequel to Top Gun in the first place (other than “capitalism”, of course).

I’m not sure I read that response as “good attitude”. I respect McGillis for bringing some heat in response to a kinda rude question.

He seems like a “reinvent the wheel” kind of a guy. Spends lots of time and money on a complicated, custom project when there are probably dozens of off-the-shelf camper shells and whatnot that would have been cheaper and better in every way.