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You’re probably right but, and I’m sorry, but loyalty is for suckers.  Loyalty doesn’t pay the rent.

That’s the point, though.  If you have a contract but don’t pay the contract is breached.  It’s broken.  It no longer exists.  

So, what’s stopping all the players from saying “you are in breach, our contract is therefore null and void, therefore I’m a free agent willing to sign with any team that will have me”?

I decided to be a Tottenham Hotspur fan because I’m a sucker for funny names.  I still don’t know what a Hotspur is, tho, and I couldn’t find Tottenham on a map if my life depended on it.

When Jalops will consider buying a 2020 model

I’m all for sliding doors in general and on SUVs in particular, but the Explorer would make for a crappy van. Explorer-size SUVs have about half the interior volume of a Pacifica/Sienna/Odyssey whatever.  

This movie is responsible for many film making sins. I feel slightly sea-sick just thinking about it.

Here let me explain the obvious joke to you

Get on the internet already, grandpa

Nothing but respect for my president!

Ok, here’s the definitive Metallica power-rankings

I think Kill Em All is really underrated.  I don’t know if its their best album, but its the one I listen to the most.  You’re right, I love how raw it is.  Also, it was remastered a few years back and the remaster is great - it sounds crisp and huge.

Honestly, I think they should have ended Load after track 7 (“Bleeding Me”). Call it a mini-album or EP or whatever. The back half of Load is pretty weak, I don’t think it’s their second best by a longshot, but its also not the irredeemable failure people make it out to be. I don’t have much affection for Re-Load,

A popular potluck staple around here was one bag of frozen meatballs in a slow cooker with one bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s and one jar of grape jelly.

Same here! We stayed at a Universal resort a couple years ago to change things up and one of the funniest things to me is they have a special cable package with basically all the channels EXCEPT THE DISNEY CHANNEL.

Yeesh.

Well, as they say, “it is what it is”. This is an 80's car, and when you’re talking about basically any 80's car that isn’t a Volvo you kinda need to throw safety out the window.

NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT GODDAMN SUPER HEROES.   

This hot take is about too many dashes and the conclusion is two kinds of dashes are OK?

Agreed. I’m a Honda fanboy and we’re a two Honda family. I’m not sure how to describe it, but the new Civics just have a corny “tactical” look that screams Oakley-goatee-MAGA dad.