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That’s fair.  I come from the goth/juggalo culture so those are movies I think would’ve appealed to me back in the day.

The worst sport to play defense is golf

If I was a teenage cinephile today, I’d probably be way into Jeremy Saulnier and S. Craig Zahler. 

I am acquainted with a guy who has run a marathon in all 50 states.  When you hit that level of marathon running, everyone you meet is then required to tell the story through the transitive property.  That’s why I’m here.

It’s just an amusing anecdote.  It ain’t that deep, friend.

It’s the same feeling as when you leave the hospital with your first baby and you’re like “Wait, that’s it?”

Celebrate your foot garages with a little tequila

Maybe so, just saying it’s not evidence that cops are specifically obnoxious towards bikers

British culture is Shakespeare plays about Danish kings and Italian teenagers.

Colonialism and, by extension, IPAs?

This is a red herring.  Cops park in driving lanes, too. They park on the sidewalk. They do whatever the hell they want.

It’s the shipping that’ll get you.

Yeah, but that’s like reviewing a Nickleback concert by saying “the guitars were all in tune, everyone was well-rehearsed, the light and sound crew performed their duties competently, the parking lot attendants were efficient, the promoter seemed to do a good job publicizing the event, concession prices were high but

The alcoholic stepfather scenes in Boyhood were good, at least.

How about you give a chance at the FFVII remake

Around season 3 the party realizes they aren’t strong enough to take on the final boss so they will spend the next 2 seasons on some god-forsaken island endlessly fighting the same boring enemies to level up.

The Mustang was usually more aesthetically appealing, And women always preferred it

Hey the first Korn album is kinda good. It has a crazy intense, dark energy. It has a great, raw production. There’s some clunkers on there for sure, the bass player sucks, and the singer is “an acquired taste”.  You could cut it down to an EP, and it would be a total classic.