Eh, the first two Hole albums hold up, but yeah, for sure derivative of the pioneers of the genre.

If you’re saying this to say you’re for pro/rel in the NFL I am totally here for it.

Yeah, in other words, pure 100% shenanigans.

I’m starting to consider that wrestling might be, well, kinda stupid.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Ok, I’m calling shenanigans on the “naming teams” list.

Let me guess, the little cars discover the only way to win the race is through Jesus.

You’re right, that does fall on deaf ears. “Messes up” is “whoops, burnt your pizza. I’ll remake it and throw in a salad” or whatever.

Bullshit. You and McParland are going way to easy on the dealership (or, as I like to call them, “stealership”. Feel free to use that one.)

I’m still baffled about why we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.

Don’t fool yourself, shithead. Look at this map. Those two big blue things are what protect this country.

Jesus, this is a journey:

They work in Manhattan.  They have it pretty good, it’s not a coal mine.

Well that depends, how do you feel about pleather?

Hey, I’m on the bartender’s side!  Droids don’t drink and half of them are two-foot tall slow moving obstacles.  It’s a god damn hazard.

Well, once every year or two I buy a stack of various plain T Shirts in assorted colors and a few polos from Old Navy. That handles my casual situation. Work clothes are whatever TJ Maxx has in my size (I have to text my wife to ask her my dress shirt size every time).

Pretty sure those small town diners only exist to give tv news reports a place to ask dipshit octogenarians why they voted for trump.

I work at a place that employs many people who are very smart but can be described as, let’s be honest, freaking nerds.

Re your point B - I feel like the right move here for a rare, imported car like this is to totally debadge it for a nice, clean euro-look. The anachronistic badges here though are just cheap and tacky.