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Michael Cera drove one in Nick & Nora’s Infinite Playlist and still ended up with the girl.

You know what’s better than talking about a picture?  Showing the picture! You spend two paragraphs gushing about this photo and you don’t even link to it.  What the hell, Style Girlfriend?

You know what’s better than talking about a picture?  Showing the picture! You spend two paragraphs gushing about

Subwoofers are good.  I have a subwoofer on my computer.  I have one in my living room.  Hell, my Honda Odyssey has a subwoofer.

For an anarchist, you sure do go to bat for big business and hackey middle-of-the-road art a lot.

Sure, you’re right I agree.

Every city has haters, but for Columbus our haters have a hate that is pure, bitter and personal.  I almost admire that.

FREE YOUR MIND!

Keep the faith, brother.

Lol, yeah we had a couple of her books back in the day. Towards the end they were beat to hell and had post-it notes on all the “real” 30 minute meals.

Same here.  I mean, she’s corny, some of her recipes are not that great, but she honestly taught me how to cook.  Teaching people how to make a decent, quick meal is a great concept.

Lol, that kicks ass!

Sorry, man. It doesn’t matter if its the old-school corny version or the new x-treme version, the character just doesn’t do anything for me.

Listen, I’m trying to explain why they would put out a teaser with the cryptic date 2/3/19, only to release the ad anyway on 1/28/19. Why would a large company pay millions of dollars for super bowl ad time, pay to license two popular characters, hire two big name actors, not to mention all the production expenses,

This will always be Aquaman to me.

This is going to be really specific, but speaking of podcasts, the best part of any podcast episode is when a roomful of comedians riffs with their respective Jay Leno impressions. He has such a unique voice/cadence that basically every comedian can do an impression of him, and they all evidently LOATHE the guy, so

I don’t want to live in a world where Aquaman is a popular character.

Came here for this.  Nicely done

You obviously missed the entire internet last week. But don’t let that stop you from being a dick.

So, my little conspiracy theory is they had to drop this ad early because so many people saw the Big Lebowski teaser last week and inferred it was teasing a Lebowski sequel. Nevermind the fact that the teaser date was 2/3, and no one would announce a sequel to a beloved cult classic on a Sunday, and certainly not