Here, let me scroll pass the the headline of the article for you:

I strongly agree that the 50th superbowl should’ve been L.

Broadchurch sample dialogue:

As an American, I have so many questions. First of all, what’s a Tottenham?

Yep. It’s a shitty situation all around. The chickens have come home to roost for Malek though and he has to deal with it.

Yeah, but we’re posting about this on a pop-culture website, so obviously we’re enthusiasts who follow this stuff more than most. Even pros in the business like Malek might not necessarily keep up on that stuff - they’re busy people working on projects. Those guys are shooting for 12 hours a day sometimes, the last…

Number one on the ten streaming commandments ought to be “if you have one movie in a horror franchise, you must have the entire franchise”.

Maybe Netflix had a short term deal for it to coincide with the The Ballad of Buster Scruggs?

Black Panther may have been the better movie (I’m meh on it, but that’s me), but Jordan’s best performance last year was Creed 2 by far.

OK, but he was just nominated for an Oscar for a movie Singer directed. Journalists are calling him up and they all want to know about the Singer allegations.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink.

I use a different Trader Joe’s coffee (not sure which one - it comes in a dark blue can).

I use a different Trader Joe’s coffee (not sure which one - it comes in a dark blue can).

I’m not a fan or anything, I’ve never heard his music, his tattoos are ill-advised and he looks like he smells bad, BUT...

Nonsense. Because

Nowghazi

You can pick your metaphor, but it is certainly very wrong to force someone to work without pay.

Jesus. They’re not the gestapo or concentration camp guards. They’re poor, uneducated chumps doing a crushing, relentless job for shit money.

Let’s consult the oracle:

At this point that is not a crazy bet unfortunately.

Come on, man. You work in the industry but instead of any substantive retort all you have is one sentence with inconsistent capitalization and punctuation impugning the author’s integrity without any basis?