I’ve never been in a Costco. Grew up in a life-long Sam’s Club family.

Not to mention, peanuts are cheap as hell in a grocery store so stadiums sell them for $10/bag.

Well, they get a pass from me if they’re literally on a golf course.

Here are links to the beer lists of two places near me that almost exclusively sell growler fills.

Soccer players need to get over their pathological hatred of fieldturf.

My worst (i.e., dumbest) beer buy experience was

Speaking of sexist/racist culture, college, and “laundry money”, when I started college in 2000, my grandpa asked me, “how will you clean your shirts? Is there a Chinese laundry nearby?”

Because all those benefits are worth peanuts compared to his first NFL pay day, and by playing college ball, if he comes back from his surgery, he’s at risk of a career-ending injury like every football player. Even a small injury could affect his draft value, taking money out of his pocket. If he plays, but has a…

He’s going to be a top ten pick in the NFL at least. He’ll be a multi-millionaire or close to it by this time next year. And now that he doesn’t need to maintain “amateur” eligibility, he can take out a loan, hire an agent, etc. Typical poor-college-student decision making rules don’t apply.

They share the relevant characteristic that they both suck ass. You can have good politics and still be a big, fat lamewad.

Found the boomer!

I love Dylan but I feel the same way about Bruce Springsteen and fuckin Billy Joel so I sympathize.  I know millions of boomers love those guys but whenever I hear one of their songs I'm just at a loss for what the appeal could possibly be. 

Funny how these old time coaches who saw service in WWII somehow had less to prove.

Sure.  Yes.  Anything. I’d take “getting hit by a car” over plain donuts.

Sure but I think he’s obviously using “cake donut” to mean these plain, dry-ass flavorless turds:

I slept on this because all the marketing leaned way to hard on the Cohen-esque Lebowski-ness of the series.  I’ll have to give it a shot.

I regret to inform you that the Rockdale Light Twitter account has ironic sports takes

Agree on all counts. Enough with the goddamn superheros

Tom Hardy’s role in the Revenant made me a fan for life.  He was great, he WAS the character, you couldn’t even tell it was him.