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Lol. Sometimes I’ll be listening to a podcast or whatever and the guest will say they’re promoting some project on YouTube Red and I’m just like, “Oh, buddy.”

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

Q: So Kit, what happens to your character in Season 8?

The average age of cars on the road in the US is 11.7 years.  Carplay didn’t start popping up in cars until like 2015.  A little $50 doohicky is a lot cheaper than a whole new car.

The answer to 3 is there are other “wake words” you can use, like “Amazon” or “Computer”.  The lady that cuts my hair has a little granddaughter named Alexa and they set their wake word to Amazon.

That’s true and all, people sell cars on Craigslist all day that are broken in ways great and small.  But there’s a big difference in unloading a car on Craigslist that has compromised safety equipment (that may or may not be obvious and known to the buyer) and say a car with a broken rear window motor or a Celine

I think calling Symphony the “weirdest” is just a cop-out way to have two bests, or from ranking the top games.

100x this.

Whatever, dude. Then don’t complain about not having seen any of these streaming shows when you’re so weirdly hostile to streaming services.

As transcendent as Tatiana Maslaney was in Orphan Black, I think her chances were harmed by the fact that, and it pains me to say it, the show ended up being just kinda dumb.

I mean, I’m going to sound like a shill, but Netflix is like $8 bucks a month and you can cancel any time.  It’s a weird, inconsequential hill to die on.

And yet, Amazon sure took their time announcing the second season. The show started winning awards and the crew was like, “what’s up Amazon, you going to renew us or not?”

Every Ohio State coach gets fired or “resigns” sooner or later. I think you have to go back to Woody Hayes’ predecessor in like 1950 to find an OSU coach who truly left of his own volition.

Yeah, but Model Ts had more in common with tractors than anything we would recognize as a truck or full size suv. Folks modded Model Ts to run all sorts of farm equipment.

I always remember White Castle burgers being called “sliders”. My mom (a long time White Castle fan) said it’s because the burgers slide out of the little cardboard sleeves they’re served in. I think (but have no evidence and I’ll be damned if I’m going to look it up) the word slider came from White Castle.

The show Girls got a lot of hate, but one thing it gets right is, if you move to NYC after college to pursue your passion, you’re probably going to be broke living in a shithole.  And the one main character with a decent apartment gets an allowance from his grandmother.

It just kills me that the protagonist in all these is always a journalist, or a blogger, or writing some sort of book. And always a goofy, good time gal from a small town just trying to make it in the big city. The love interest is always a charming ne’er do-well with a heart of gold and a tragic secret.  For all the

I don’t hate Hudson but Heigle is indeed the worst.  Don’t sleep on Gerard Butler as a movie-killer with zero charisma.  The rom com with him and Heigle truly is the genre’s nadir.

This is great! BTW, did you ruin any mock fantasy football drafts this year?

You don’t even need to buy anything if you have a regular drip coffee maker. I make cold brew all the time. I just mix everything up in a jug, let it sit over night, and slowly pour it through a coffee filter in the drip coffee machine.