40 years ago called, it wants it’s hot take back.

Yeah, surprisingly decent!

Nescafe isn’t exactly “good”, but it’s palatable. Really not too bad.  I drank a ton of it on vacation when regular coffee wasn’t available. It’s ubiquitous in the Caribbean and Latin America.

Lol, this is beautiful.  There is nothing I love more than petty rivalries and obscure regional stereotypes.

Hell yeah

Eh I live in the midwest. Parking’s no problem.

I already have one!

I guess *serious* detailing is part of the cost of ownership.  I’m talking like the people who clean up crime scenes after an axe murder

I always half-seriously wonder about getting an old, cheap limo as a family hauler. The kids would get a kick out of being dropped off at school in a limo every morning, probably a decent cruiser on road trips (although I bet bad on gas with no pick up).

The front actually has some nice leather.  Honestly, I like both.  It fits with the era of the vehicle and the overall old-school Cadillac-ness of it.  I mean, Caddies are supposed to be tacky.

If Donald Trump has taught us anything, it’s that things can always get worse.

I don’t trust Lars with anything funky.  He’s the least funky person on the planet.  Lars playing Prince would be middle aged white dad in pleated Dockers trying to dance at a wedding-level cornball shit

Yeah but asking Lars to sit this one out was still the right choice

DARKNESS

Yeah but it’s French

I totally agree, that was my knock on the first couple movies, too. It’s like Columbus was afraid of alienating rabid book fans so he crammed in literally everything.

That’s the most dad thing ever said

For sure. It's hard though when you're 21, broke, and an idiot.  Take it from me 

Eh, at least I’ve got all these Gin & Tonics protecting me from malaria

Haha, everything tastes better on vacation. I went to Europe when I was 21 and had this beer that I thought was the most amazing thing ever. I came home and told everyone about it.