Hell you can borrow a dang guitar from my little suburban library.

Well this doesn’t really effect me in any way whatsover, but it still rankles a little bit, and I think the reason why is that this is just a little bit of gatekeeping bullshit. Publishing something in an archaic format like this forces people to jump through hoops for no real reason and just contributes to the…

*Jerry Seinfeld voice*

You’ll have to catch me first!

Did you pitch this to Brian Koppleman (its a Twitter thread.  Sorry!).

4. Pour some oil from a tuna can into the cars air vents.

It’s not a prank show because a prank show is one in which the butt of the joke is the civilian.

It’s a 90's Ford asshole. Did it ever occur to you that cars have other components beyond the engine? Everything on those cars was cheap broke-ass garbage. It doesn’t matter what engine you have if the the body is disintegrating with rust at under 100k miles, the goddamn door handles break off in your hands, the…

Also, Uncle Meth saves the day.

I think I liked Winter’s Bone well enough but all I remember is about 2 hours of Jennifer Lawrence arriving at people’s houses like “Hi, can I come in? I’m looking for my daddy”.

No but butt@poop.tv has!

Right, doesn’t he opt out and sign a new contract every year?  The only thing different this year is the pundits think its the end of the road for this Cavs team.

This garbage cake is a straight-up cake-wreck. Look at this shit:

That’s what I love about certain kinds of chefs.  They are great at finding the cheap thing that is also good and don’t really care about hype or trendiness.

Haha, I’ve been afraid to use ghee ever since that Soprano’s episode where Artie Bucco blamed it for Tony’s explosive diarrhea.

I mean, that’s basically a semantic argument. What is rock? I hate to go down that road by I will say I’m not interested in any definition of rock that excludes Prince.

Hendrix was great, he could’ve been the GOAT if he lived. But three albums and sundry live recordings and unfinished/unreleased stuff isn’t enough for GOAT status.  

I mean that’s all true and I have huge respect for Berry, but innovation isn’t the be all end all. Prince was the total package. Song writer, multi instrumentalist, performer. His live shows were legendary till the end. Berry by contrast was the definition of phoning it in. He spent decades as a novelty act,…

I have and I stand by my comment.