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Goat means total package in my mind. Songwriting is part of that.

Why don’t you go ahead and tell me how many songs Elvis wrote.  

I feel for you, its impossible to talk shit about the Blue Jackets.  What are you going to tell me, that they suck?  Believe me, I know.

Hell, I’m a Blue Jackets fan so I’d take 1/3 of a Gretzky any year.

The GOAT of rock is obviously Prince.  Prince kicks the shit out of Berry by any measure other than “was he recording in the 1950s”.

Gretzky never had had 100 goals. You’re thinking points (goals + assists = points).

Rtfa

From the president to the lowliest criminal defendant, we’d all be better off if we’d just learn to SHUT THE HELL UP.

I legit can’t tell who you’re mad at.

That is a really solid playlist! Reminds me of one of Bob Dylan’s old Theme Time Radio Hour playlists.

Hey, I agree with all this, but the answer is Prince.

Goddammit. You just gave me a soul-searching moment of self-realization. You’ve told this story on here before, and I know this because I am ONLINE TOO DAMN MUCH.

One time at a bar I ordered a whiskey sour for my wife. The bartender says “what’s in that?”

Honestly, you probably would’ve looked cooler and saved money if your takeaway from Casino was an addiction to flashy, $2,000 Valentino suits.

This is helpful if you are in an Amazon warehouse and need to defend yourself in two weeks.

There was a dude in my dorm in college who had a pretty good side gig modding the original PlayStation so it would play games from regular burnt CDs.

Literally any live ep had me rolling from the jump. PFT and crew are great with an audience.

I don’t know man, the recent episodes haven’t been doing it for me. I’ve been skipping weeks at a stretch for the first time in literally years. Just a weird, flat, uninspired vibe recently for me. I remember Scott making oblique references to 2018 being a “transitional” year for the podcast during the best-ofs. I

Why on earth would you volunteer? It’s a business, right?

What kid doesn’t want to grow up and be like Bob Hope?