Nobody is implying illegality, its an embarrassing example of an inept bullshit artist getting caught in years of bullshit.

Hell yeah. McDonald’s is the best coffee you can get from a drive-thru.

They’re all done with flyover country, I guess. Big fests and big cities only.

*Raffi voice*

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

HOLY SHIT!

Welcome, Mack! You seem nice, I sure hope liberal unionized Jalopnik is paying you and its other interns.

Buddy... it’s a joke. Jesus Christ. You should be careful, if you keep responding to obvious jokes with long-winded, overly earnest retorts people might start to think you’re a pompous dipshit.

“leveler” is a relative term. Sure, some countries make unexpected runs but still, only 8 countries have ever won a WC and none from outside Europe or South America. You can’t tell me those 8 countries hold a monopoly on “teamwork, determination, and work rate”.

Hoo boy, wait till you hear what the author thinks of American soccer. You should sit down.

Honestly, I bet the restaurant bought an off-the-shelf point of service system and “forgot” to disable tipping hoping people like you will tip out of an abundance of caution. All those tips are probably just extra cream for the owner.

I agree about Uber and I would blame Uber because for years and years their whole thing was “all inclusive fee, no tipping”. Now maybe tipping is allowed? If you use Uber frequently I’m sure you understand the nuances but there are many more people who use Uber maybe once in 12-18 months to get home from a wedding or…

Just more shit to go wrong. I’ll never own another mustang.

This car is cosplay for republicans.

Tell that to the piece of shit 4 cyl auto 92 dx my wife had when we got married. That was the most unreliable, godawful piece of automotive crap I ever encountered.

Thank you.

Lol, I don’t know why I even clicked on this article this is such TMI

When the FOP springs for a really good lawyer.

I always heard that was an old-school trucker prison tattoo. Like, truckers often drive with their elbows out the window, so when they’re in prison metaphorical cobwebs gather on their elbows.

I’m sorry, I’m glad you like the sprayer but the qualifiers “mostly” and “tend to” in your comments are not reassuring when we’re talking about dirty shit water spraying around our homes.