That’s true and I feel the same way about all the commercials, previews, etc. before any movie. I usually lose the argument though because my wife hates trying to find seats in an already dark theater.

Lol, yeah, came down here to make this exact comment. I think they set the tone with the first ep which was just “let’s talk about a bunch of 80s/90s stuff we remember to get ideas for actual eps in the future”, but didn’t ever elevate the concept from there.

I took my daughters to see Coco. They seemed to like the short. It was fine and inoffensive. People need to relax.

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”

It’s not even that he’s still so good at 33, it’s that he’s been a millionaire since he was 19.

This is the most British comment ever. You take a story about sex and drop in a boring historical factoid. You could be a Windsor.

In my state, we have both kinds of weed - good shit and bad shit.

“Alexa, initiate sexual harassment mode”

A cowboy hat, fuzzy slippers, and a smug sense of superiority.

Three-row midsize SUVs take the drawbacks of sedans, the drawbacks of minivans, combine them, and then somehow make everything even worse.

The zombie menace is greatly exaggerated. You’ll be fine, just lock your doors! They’re literally brain-dead!

Chainmail is macrame for nerds.

Let’s be honest, friend. The practicality of any chainmail shirt in 2017 is shall we say questionable at best. It doesn’t really matter how its made.

All you need is a little ingenuity. I used to have a 2000 Civic that had a two section trunk pass-through. I managed to get an 8 foot Christmas tree in my car, with all the doors and the trunk fully closed, AND my daughter’s car seat fully secured in the back on more than one occasion.

It’s period correct.

It’s truly meh car Monday.

I don’t know dude. My smoking years are behind me, but in my experience by the time you’re not feeling pain anymore you’re also in that high as shit, sitting in the car waiting for the stop sign to turn green state of mind. I wouldn’t want to operate a lawn mower like that, let alone a metal press or whatever. Saying…

I’m all for legalization but these people are literally operating heavy machinery. You ought to be sober for that, so pot’s no good for pain management if it’s a nights and weekends only sort of thing.

I’m a lawyer. There’s a good reason why my state’s Bar requires us to take a certain number of drug and alcohol abuse classes as part of our continuing education requirements.

If Sanders does the jackal I might just become a trump supporter, tho.