Aww man, that thing has regular doors? It needs billionaire doors!

This is exactly what I’m talking about. I have absolutely no clue what this means and I know deciphering your comment would be an exhausting ordeal. Congratulations, I felt old, now I feel even older. Thanks a lot.

It’s just crazy to think we already have dead rockstars that were that young on 9/11

Comic book movies make me feel old and tired.

This kid would’ve been in kindergarten when 9/11 happened.

Yeah this is 100% the reason, with a distant number 2 being a little more elbow room.

Yup. Nowadays on the left, anything that is seen as reformist rather than radical is bad. But there are very real opportunities to do good through reform NOW. Saying “abolish prisons” and then hand-waiving how it will actually work in practice makes you sound like a lunatic, which isn’t a good recipe to get anything…

You read a lot of underpants-gnomes arguments on the internet, but this is the underpants-gnomesiest.

This is the thing. It’s cool to have something to do with your buddies, it could be golf, fantasy football, poker, Dungeons & Dragons, whatever.

Right. Carts are bad but it’s ok for every pro golfer to have his personal manservant Eduardo carrying his clubs and literally waiting on him hand and foot.

JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE PUT YOUR SHOES ON ALREADY WE HAVE TO GO I’VE TOLD YOU FIVE TIMES.

“Verbal Government Approval” isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

I know right? The internet is a 1980's sitcom dad who wants to try something different for dinner.

Yes, once again, on behalf of the entire state of Ohio we apologize for Cincinnati.

Jesus, settle down dude.

11 year old twins probably?

He’s the worst kind of pot advocate, too. Pot is the solution for everything and, if you don’t like pot, get drug tested at work, etc., well you’re just doing it wrong or smoking the wrong stuff or should get a new job blah blah blah fuck you.

It’s decent! I’d drive 15-20 minutes to go to one, but not more than that.

Welcome to 2010, AV Club.

Hell, I’m a 35 year old married man and my wife still makes fun of the time I asked if she was wearing “rouge”.