When presidents leave office, they are given a bill for all the food they and their family ate while in office (excepting state dinners and the like). Imagine the cost of having a four-star chef and staff cater your whole family three meals a day for 8 years. He may legit need the money.

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And they were further shocked when Harrison declined to visit the White House after the Steelers won that game.

Maybe "dramedy" (ugh) is a better word. It's basically a quirky little show about self centered, obnoxious twenty somethings with quite a bit of black humor. It just had the misfortune of existing during the era of peak-thinkpiece.

For what it's worth, I always liked Girls. I thought both the hate and the praise were way over blown. But the show was entertaining and always had 2-3 laugh out loud moments per ep, which is better than a lot of shows.

Lol!

I'm so sorry you were forced to read this against your will.

Ronaldo is unrepentant dickbag personified.

Is she still a cyborg or whatever? I can't remember all the mythology.

I'd love to hear him reading bullshit podcast commercials. I can suppress my rage into a box the size of a minifridge!

Same, but the live Spontaneanation eps always go the the front of the queue for me. That's a man that needs an audience.

Such as?

Please pick up a copy of my latest chapbook, its available at Central Ohio's finest poetry slams.

Not a lot of sports fans here at the AV Club, I take it.

Surgeons are already distracted to an insane degree during surgery. They're making phone calls, listening to music, it's terrifying.

No, I'm pretty sure everyone rightly blames Sergey for this one.

You and your "practical concerns". Well, I'm sure there's a real-world use for Google Glass but I don't know what it is.

Even then, it would've been tough. The Glass post-mortems were brutal. People were saying the Glass fiasco happened in part because Sergey Brin's mistress was on the Glass project team.

I think the biggest mistake with Google Glass was not selling it as an occupational tool. It's pretty easy to imagine like doctors, EMTs and things like that finding them useful. A doctor at a hospital for example would have a hand free way of seeing information, getting messages, etc. Instead they sold it to…

Kevin Smith is your buddy who is usually a cool guy but has an insufferably cringe-worthy joke or anecdote he ALWAYS busts out at the wrong time.