I love the Wire but it would be more perfect if it had 50% less docks and 100% less newspaper.

Yes, of course, she is physically able to leave. But don't underestimate the deterrent effect of the hyper-aggressive Trump Org lawyers. And now he has the awesome might of the US gov't and a troll army behind him.

It should be a reality show or sitcom. What happens when the trophy wife's shine fades and the old man refuses to kick the bucket.

*Hits blunt* But like, we're all trapped in a way!

This, also, maybe she's protecting Barron. Keeping him out of the limelight (and away from Donald) as much as possible.

This Melania tweet always cracks me up:

I'll get one, I just need to find a picture that represents a Greek guy who like farts and Phish.

I hear what you're saying but I don't think that is a meaningful distinction. The stingers involve the same characters or "universe". They come with the movie. But you have to wait through a ten minute intermission.

Well when you say it like that my handle seems kinda stupid.

I don't know man, maybe I'm just getting old. I'm only 35 but I just have no patience for any of this shit any more.

All I remember from that movie is something about a moose.

I have clearly upset a nerd.

I totally get that. I've watched the credits for movies before just because I liked the music. But that's definitely a minority opinion. I just don't like the obligation of it when stingers are involved.

Ok sure thing

Settle down.

Bloopers, maybe?

Well you're a negative Nelly. Don't take my word for it. Next time you see a mopey-ass dead-kid drama in the theaters take a look around during the credits.

Do they, though? I saw Manchester by the Sea, and the patrons are so trained to expect something after the credits that half of them stuck around. Can you imagine?

Like I said, I'm gone, but you can tell it really burns up the nerds that I'm not riveted to my seat to see what wacky shenanigans are heroes get into next.

That's what IMDB is for. Movie people should get off their high horse. Restaurants don't force you to read the name of the guy cooking your burger, no one cares who the 2nd unit assistant was.