Eh, just call that shit a deleted scene or a featurette or whatever and put it on youtube so I can ignore it in peace and I can leave the theater ON TIME without the judgmental stares of all the nerds.

Not for me, when the credits start I am out.

That's still one too many.

God, I hate post-credits scenes. If a scene is part of a movie, make it part of the movie. The act of waiting around for 10 minutes doesn't make your dopey scene wittier or more profound.

All I know about them is people seem to think they suck. That's good enough for me!

I let the soothing sounds of NPR carry me away.

Yes! I cheerfully fulfill every old-guy stereotype.

Being and old married guy means you don't have time for anything anymore, and you miss a lot of cool things, but the upshot is you can blissfully tune out shit like this.

Very sad. I have to say, I wouldn't believe he was 57 from the pics. That's incredible.

Very underrated burn IMO.

Well I pretty much just like watching him driving cars and punching people. But I don't want him to punch just anybody…

Yeah, but the first two movies? Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It's a big step down to get from there to Turn It Up.

Probably right! Even so, sometimes you get an itch that only a cheapo soft serve cone from Dairy Queen can scratch.

They do nothing. Some people say fresh bay leaves do have a flavor, but I'll be damned if I'm going to track down fresh bay leaves and probably pay $5 so I can put ONE leaf in soup or whatever.

Well, your typical table sale is also iodized, which DOES make it taste different.

Yeah, I don't understand people using vanilla as a negative. Vanilla is the best, it goes with everything, never goes out of style, is in a million desserts. Its a classic, just like missionary.

Nothing says shitty early 2000's b-movie like the phrase "co-starring Ja Rule".

Lol. The first album I bought was MJ's Thriller. That was probably a lot of people's first album. It was a used cassette from a garage sale. I always assumed everybody's first album would be some massive, ubiquitous, era-defining smash. Pras, on the other hand.

Just because you're sincere doesn't mean you're not a moron. Assholes like you love telling people what they can or can't do with their bodies. But I'm sure your plan to enforce mandatory psychological evaluations comes from a good place.

Oh, fuck off with the concern trolling. Its none of your business.