Sort of! He certainly did plenty of MC-type stand up shit on Key & Peele. I don't know if he's ever done a traditional stand-up show.

Uh, something about "Harold"?

Jordan Peele, for one, is having a moment right now like Louis CK had 10 years ago.

Yeah, remember the half-hour spin off/remix version of the show? Ally McBeal was weird as a show, but also on a meta level.

Yeah, just end the damn movie. If I want to know who was the 2nd unit assistant or whatever I'll check IMDB.

"Barley wine isn’t the flowery stuff they served Bilbo at the House Of Elrond; it’s the beer the dwarves drank by candle and hearth light while deciding how to breach the Lonely Mountain"

God I hope they keep British rappers off this thing.

WHY? WHY?

Ah yes. How better to display one's gaudy jewelry and faded, indistinct, blob-like tattoos.

Face tattoos are kind of the ultimate status symbol. They say I can do whatever the fuck I want and not worry about the consequences. Now, is it true…

I can't wait for GRRM to announce this on his LiveJournal in the form of a dozen posts about Wild Cards.

Well if you're drinking something that requires a 25 step process I suppose you have to be productive. Yeesh.

I am so mad right now. I'm standing up at my desk at work trying not to hit something.

Ugh.

I have a good friend that can beat Battletoads every time (same guy can beat the original Contra without the Konami code), but I don't think even he likes the game. He's just a competitive dude with no life who likes to show off.

The article's conclusion kills me: "The fact that video game levels from over 20 years ago are still in people’s memories – whether good or bad – means video games are here to stay."

Sucks for Sega - you make the best levels list but the only one people really remember is the first level from the first Sonic game. Nintendo gets some deep cuts on the list.

If you click through to the article tho there is literally a picture of her on a mattress.

Its the luck o the Irish!

Yeah, for real. Isn't the purpose of Vogue to talk about superficial shit?