You joke, but just check out all the idiot trumpists on twitter tripping over themselves to say that they too eat their steaks well-done with ketchup and medium rare is for millennial snowflakes.

I think the answer for you is to hit up LL Bean and rock an old-man-bird-watching-hat.

You are commenting on an article about a goddamnned Four Loko party. I think it's safe to assume the fedora people at the party were the "wrong kind" of fedora people.

She's great in the underrated Hustle and Flow

He may be brilliant and all that, but if I own a production company I'm not giving him $20mil and access to lots of expensive equipment.

That's just hollywood.

I honestly really liked most of the musical numbers.

*Shudders*

Excuse me, I am an artisan!

Now that I'm in my thirties with two kids, watching DVD commentary tracks is on the list of things I will never have the time to indulge in again.

You gave enough of a shit to click and comment.

Natural schmatural. I'm just saying, why drink something other than beer when you could drink beer?

At a certain point, you grow up and realize its fucking weird to drink milk.

Casey Affleck, Nate Parker, Cee Lo Green. What's the difference?

Imagine the outrage when Billie Joe is named the Realest Motherfucker in Punk.

Eh, people are allowed to do work in different genres. It's not as if she needs a four year degree in rock to be allowed to sit for her rock certification exam.

Yeah, its not intuitive, is it? Everything else in life that has a door gets closed!

Front loaders are great, BUT you must be religious about leaving the door open when not in use so they can dry out. Otherwise, it's welcome to Stinky Mold City, population Ferlin.

It's Muphry's law

I hey I give credit to any band that actually ends their songs. Fades are such a cop-out.