didn’t michael jackson do this constantly? doesn’t tom cruise? surely if those guys did something you wouldn’t call it ‘weird’.

Is it a good film? No, not at all. Are parts uncomfortably offensive by standards then as well as now? Oh, yes. Did I almost die laughing when Bernie fell off the boat and started clanging. Yes, I believe I did.

Shit.  Those fools still owe you money!

The reason it’s a story is because more than half of the voters might vote for that rapist criminal piece of crap.

No one is accusing the American voting public of rationality and intelligence here. 

This is the stupidest non story of the year. Jetlagged guy with a stutter acts like jetlagged guy with a stutter during a debate with a 34-count convicted felon serial sexual predator who has declared he intends to be a dictator and replace all remaining government officials with his hand-picked cronies, and this…

First a Rabin My World Of Flops article, then a Will Harris Random Roles piece, and now an Ignatiy review? Whatever year we’ve time traveled to, let’s stay there please.

“I leave my iPod Nano, full of music to take life less seriously by.”

This is the man who gave us Grover, Elmo, Oscar, and Kermit Tully. 

Kinja is going bye-bye soon. Prepare your joy accordingly.

It’s Rabin! Now bring back Sean O’Neil, Tasha Robinson, and Zodiac Motherfucker!

We come to this streamer, because we’re bored. We come to Netflix to scroll, to ignore, to get background noise. Because we need that, all of us. That indescribable feeling we get when we “Skip Intro,” and we go somewhere we’ve been 472,000 times before, like another binge through “Kimmy Schmidt.”

I enjoyed Collateral a lot more than I thought I would.

I maintain that Collateral is one of Cruise’s best performances, and the film that should have gotten Foxx his Oscar instead of Ray. Anytime that Cruise steps out of his standard hero role he does better.

Yeah, don’t just boringly recount your life story to your taxi driver, pull them in and make them an accessory to your life story. Deadpool got this right too

Shout out, of course, to Collateral, partially about whether passively observing other people’s lives makes you complicit in them, even as you distance yourself from your own. Or, at the very least, that’s what Cruise’s Vincent projects onto Foxx’s Max to get his way.

Oh man this might be too much for me on a Monday, do you have any less important news?

Violence doesn’t seem to be much of a ratings issue (and hasn’t for a long time) so I expect there’s minimal nudity and exactly one use of “fuck.”  Otherwise, open season.

Yeah, and was it BL2 or 3, with that other annoying girl, not Tiny Tina, repeatedly saying, ‘Punch him in the dick, yeah punch him in the dick!’ Even I, an openly potty-mouthed pervert, said to myself, ‘Think of the children!!!’

ESRB ratings also seem to have minimal impact on marketing and sales, but it's harder to market R-rated movies to teenagers.