Welp, guess the video will is inbound any time now.

Four. Funny, not so funny, insufferable, and pleasant reminiscence.

Shippers tend to do a lot of ‘baiting.

While I’m not sure there’s another comedian who so accurately embodies “failing upwards” there are way worse people to get worked up over. 

You may now have Australia, Nilus.

I figured you would be more familiar with his kneeling height

Cue the classic Ratner “Big Book of Asses” Photo.

And the stupid genius that makes the antidote to Ritalin be Ritalout.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets the Doors’ home address*

This makes me so happy

It’s never too soon for that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

One word: Dawes.

I DIDN’T STOP DOING RANDOM ROLES UNTIL 2022!

The trend to MASSIVE wheels and tiny sidewall tires has been on of the worst modern trends in automotive design for a while. Just FYI when given the option always opt for the smaller wheel.

People have a hard time articulating why the song has aged poorly. The woman can’t say “yes” or “no,” so the man (and the listeners) interpret her excuses as coyness. The social expectation that women won’t say “yes,” and men have to pursue them over their (fake) objections, relies on men correctly distinguishing fake…

It is October 2019. I am reading a news story about how “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is bad. They say there is a new version by John Legend and Kelly Clarkson.

Leonard Pierce gives Nathan Rabin’s future reviews an A++!

Is that the one about ‘Death of Movie Theatres’? I’d like to check out their argument as that particular data point could be spun two ways. It maybe supports my position that we’re now dealing with a much greater proportion of releases being IP based, but it could also be read as validating the studios. Do the numbers…

Remember “Fantasia 2000" and how it stuck in Mickey Mouse in “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” from the original “Fantasia”? Man, that was a mistake...instantly when the segment from the original movie started, you thought “Oh, this is soooooo much better”. Instantly.

*Kif sigh*