Trump was very disappointed to find that you can’t buy people anymore.

In what other job could you commit a serious violation of policy that leads to someone’s death and expect to not be fired?

No. 

And the anti-Semitism was just the last stop on a wild fucking ride on the Trump train express! What a thread...

You see, THESE tropes aren’t anti-Semitic, because he learned them from Stephen Miller and Ben Shapiro, so it’s not nearly as bad as the time Ilhan Omar referenced the hook to a rap song.

putting an official end to speculation that Epstein may have been murdered while locked away.

Considering they both engineered and developed the “Summer of Love” and the entire hippie movement, and then snap back with the Reagan years should tell you enough about the deeply fucked up psyches of the Boomer generation.

Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

Has Ben Shapiro ever considered just not being an asshole?

Get fucked.

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.

They do know that;

I hope Wayne LaPierre is found dead with a ceramic dildo shoved up his ass while hanging from the ceiling in a botched autoerotic asphyxiation attempt.

Look at these fucking trolls in the greys literally ignoring the fact that no one was even crossing a damn border. Does your neighbor get to shoot you for trespassing when you’re in your own yard? Jesus you fucking mouthbreathing fascists.

“I’m a big believer in sustainable fisheries and catch and release but every once in a while I keep a fish for dinner.”

You know, there’s an interesting question that privileged people from wealthy countries ought to ask themselves, which is “How much material comfort would I be willing to give up to eliminate the existence of systemic human exploitation, abuse and misery?”

Well, that would have kept my family out of the country. Before he emigrated, my great grandfather was a collier (fancy-talk for coal miner) from a shithole so horrific that George Orwell actually wrote a novel about it.

Why do you hate America?

So he doesn’t want them to come take jobs from real Muricans, but he also doesn’t want them to come unless they can prove they have jobs lined up and funds to live off of for the time being. Odd this president would use a shitty catch-22 to try to keep brown people out.

“Your comments were not presidential. I know in my heart that you are better than that.”