I really hate how this meter never seems to move.

The terrorists have won. Companies now have to self-censor their movies in order to appease the white supremacists. Otherwise, their orange leader will suggest that someone “do something” about the enemy liberal elites running Hollywood, and some MAGA cultist will oblige with bombs and/or bullets.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

I give you Brexit personified:

The funny thing is that we are having this very technical debate, and yet if Twitter just magically added 50m followers to Trump’s account (or basically added enough followers so that he had more followers than Obama) and called up the White House and said “Mr. President, it turns out you were right, we adjusted the…

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

And yet, I keep buying lottery tickets, too.

With straight pride as his cause I was expecting that he had said homophobic group. So now we know his group is actually composed of homophobic racists. Next thing you know they’ll turn out to be raging misogynists or something too.

It took New Zealand six days to change their gun laws after the Christchurch shooting. 

“Let it happen”? Ha-ha, I wish. They are all signed up for it, because Trump is all in on whatever he can do to agitate his base and scam them a little more. He’s like a televangelist who, having convinced an elderly widow to donate her life savings, then goes after her social security check as well.

Baby’s first mass shooting.

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

Mercedes, 1939: “While we disagree with the Fuhrer’s racial rhetoric, we support him on other things, like the Autobahn.  It’s possible to support someone without agreeing on all policies.”

So, Sherrod Brown says Trump did a good thing and Trump says he’s lying about what happened?
I hate to say it, but I think Trump might be right here.

Won’t somebody please think of the shareholders!?

Let’s be honest here, folks. If the GOP supports it, it will be because they expect it will barely make a dent on gun manufacturers’ bottom line. 

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat