Plus IKEA can turn the slower ones in to meatballs.

According to Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, in the event of a nuclear explosion.

Funny how dead people mess up those life expectancy stats, that was a deep insight there Ben.

I wonder if he went through a rebellious teenaged phase and became an awesome human between like 14 and 22. 

Look, we can all agree that JFJ is a hypocrite of the highest order and one of the most reprehensible scumbags going. There is absolutely no debating this.

Here’s what we do: 1st, give all the homeless rakes. 2nd, relocate them to forests throughout Cali. 3rd, pay them minimum wage to to help prevent forest fires. 2 birds 1 stone. I’m awesome. You’re all welcome.

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

what can I say: your anger at a child for trying to address the problems is really, really funny to me

This Craig isn’t even trying anymore. The old tomato didn’t play his trolling hand so early in the post. His posts are boring. 

Is it ironic that the statue representing the stock market appears strong and impenetrable until someone comes along and gives it a good beating, showing it to be ultimately hollow?

Yes, congratulating himself, of course.

The Head Rat does love the smell of urine...

Add this to the list. 

But I’ll take it...I’ve never stopped about praising Warren. She deserves every bit she gets.

To the distinguished lady from Massachusetts: whoop that ass.

I want to address something here:

Couldn’t find a good guy with a gun in Midland-Odessa?

something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

Well, yes. Fox News has not been performing to its usual standards at all, and Trump is quite right to point out how their performance has been affected. Case in point, here was how polling was done in the Obama administration: